Good morning, boneheads!
We will have to rely on Carp for the next couple of days to produce since he participated in exit meetings yesterday.
Click here to read his first article.
Good morning, boneheads!
We will have to rely on Carp for the next couple of days to produce since he participated in exit meetings yesterday.
Click here to read his first article.
324 responses to “Exit meetings by Carp: Gorton and Quinn”
Let’s give Staal an extension!
I like Dave M. but, alas, he has proven at odd times that he can be a jerk.
When skaters became obliged to wear helmets, the sticks came up and players lost 90% of their personalities.
TRS
Coos when skaters started wearing helmets they stopped caring about hits to the head
That’s what I mean – and Perps stopped caring about swinging them. Head includes face, chin, nose and under visor.
I have to work late so none of you aasens text me with the lottery results…and you guys know the gaggle if you I’m talking about!
1st overall or bust!
Ok no problem, Wicky. I’ll text you as soon as we know the results.
805 where are the ping pong balls?
So….. how long until the do anything….20 more minutes?
FIRE SATHER! He’s still there…
Gonna make us wait until the end of the hour it appears
Balls.
There are only fifteen teams in the lottery.
Maybe they will spend most of the time on the players.
Kind of rude to make an audience of people whose teams didn’t make the playoffs watch an hour of playoff previews
Is this the Rangers game 7 this year?
Wow. Jack Hughes has skinny legs it appears. Maybe they’re just long.
Hughes is tiny
They make this way over complicated combo this n that. Use 120 balls and you get same # balls as your place in reverse order (15 for worst team). Simple.
I’m with Wicky that the Suomi may be better nhl pick. Topo could probably take Hughes in a fight
As long as they aren’t blue CCCP
Papa 5’10” 166 lbs 18 next month. Even adding 20 lbs he’s going to be on the light side. Not 1980 anymore
Well here we go. I would be happy if we stay with #6.
Wow….so awkward seeing their names announced.
Clearly Devs won
No go time?! HAV fer sher….
Joachim Hughes looks 12.
Yada Yada Yada.
God this kid needs Hanks help dressing. And the hair!
I’d like to be Tappen Kathryn
In Trust We Gorts
Let’s Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!
Olga!
Let’s Go Rangers!!!!!!!!!!
wowwwwww
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Holy Ping Pongs!
ha all you whining tankers would have moved us back!
Yee haa!
Avs get screwed again, but wow.
So far, so far….
Lets go for #2!
Unreal.
Holy crap
!!!
I choose to booze for hughes
Hughes is #1 for a reason, but at this point, I want #2 pick also.
Holy crap!!!
Top three baby! I told you I had a gut feeling!
How soon before we’re allowed to talk about trading down for established player? Lol
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Fukc
Edmonton oiler disease. F the Derbils
Effin Taylor hall, man
Ha told ya!
GODDAM DEVILS!
RIGGED!!! Horton knew something … But WOW!!!! Kakko – attacko!
let’s go!!!
Sweet!
Kappo! Now OTBG will take the Russian kid instead.
2 & 3 is a lot better than what I expected. Works for me.
That completes the rebuild.
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not really, but it helps.
It would be full happiness if not f*** Debils.
Poor Hughes gonna rot in the swamps. Let’s go for Kap-O!
Hughes is wearing high heels
Wow
Grateful
FULL DISCLOSURE: I told myself if I can refrain from posting the entire day, and deny you of a Go Time Draft Post, they would win #3 spot. I couldn’t even imagine they would get #2!
Number 2 is just fine
Kakka > Hughes.
With the number 2 pick in the NHL entry draft, the New York Rangers select goalie Ndou’Lanaha Pfshango from the Zimbabwe Cape Buffaloes from the Zulu Division of the Southern Africa Roller Hockey League.
You could tell Devs won when they did the gm intros. Guy was all smiles and laughs
That changes some things though don’t it
Turcotte is our destiny. Like I told Carp…Son of____
Crappo for Kakko!!!! Woohoo!!!
The Devils will take Kappo.
Kakko will be better than Patrik Laine – pure scorer, big and with character.
Please don’t tell me some of you’d are going to bitch about being 2 because the devils are 1. Whether it’s Kakko or Hughes we are going to get a top notch player in this draft. Big big night in ranger land boys and girls
2025: Kaptain Kapo Kappo, kome get the Stanley Kup (from Kommisioner Sather)
Where is everyone?
Maybe you guys just are in it for the misery or people been complaining all year they screwed their chances and they got the #2 anyway.
I’ll trade the pick for my moon 🌚
Wow I’m reading the top 3 leaked a couple hrs ago via a tweeted picture that showed the devils, rangers, and hawks with a star next to the names. Has, if I hadn’t been driving and waiting for the draft, we all could have saved ourselves the apprehension
I wanted the 2nd pick. That way we definitely couldn’t be the team to choose the wrong guy out of the two. 😮
If course that’s assuming the Rangers stick with those two….. 🙄
IT’S KAAPO KAKKO TIME! AWESOME!
Wow guys. I was optimistic. But I’m always optimistic. That’s pretty awesome
Congrats ranger fans, do yourselves a favor enjoy it, don’t get hooked by the #1.
Hockey gods blessed us here
Watch Derbils stick us with Hughes 😉
Kaapo > Selane
Quit trying to jinx us, Beezle!
I said it after the World Junior Tournament, I don’t want Hughes. He’s way to small
OTBG will take the Russian kid #2. Book it.
I want to eventually get a Kakko jersey (who doesn’t want that name on the back of a jersey?) and I ain’t doing that if he’s a derbil.
Don’t you guys find it just a little suspicious that Shero, Pens architect, wins all these high draft picks for the
Pens and now twice in a row for the Debbies?
Off-topic: never seen two guys cover third like that. Nyy wtf
great day in rangerland
CCCP wasn’t he involved with the pizzagate thing too? 🤷🏼♂️
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I guess handjob Gorton gave to Bettman was only second best he’s ever had. 🙂
We have two months to debate Hughes vs. Kakko?
I am glad my summer plans are made.