Exit meetings by Carp: Gorton and Quinn

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Good morning, boneheads!

We will have to rely on Carp for the next couple of days to produce since he participated in exit meetings yesterday.

Click here to read his first article.

324 responses to “Exit meetings by Carp: Gorton and Quinn”

  1. James G Avatar
    James G

    Let’s give Staal an extension!

  2. cooscoos Avatar

    I like Dave M. but, alas, he has proven at odd times that he can be a jerk.

  3. cooscoos Avatar

    When skaters became obliged to wear helmets, the sticks came up and players lost 90% of their personalities.

  4. cooscoos Avatar

    TRS

  5. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Coos when skaters started wearing helmets they stopped caring about hits to the head

  6. cooscoos Avatar

    That’s what I mean – and Perps stopped caring about swinging them. Head includes face, chin, nose and under visor.

  7. Whiskey India Charlie Kilo Yankee Avatar
    Whiskey India Charlie Kilo Yankee

    I have to work late so none of you aasens text me with the lottery results…and you guys know the gaggle if you I’m talking about!

  8. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    1st overall or bust!

  9. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    Ok no problem, Wicky. I’ll text you as soon as we know the results.

  10. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    805 where are the ping pong balls?

  11. Calhob Avatar
    Calhob

    So….. how long until the do anything….20 more minutes?

  12. Slatsko Folkyerself Avatar
    Slatsko Folkyerself

    FIRE SATHER! He’s still there…

  13. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Gonna make us wait until the end of the hour it appears

  14. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    Balls.

  15. tomb Avatar
    tomb

    There are only fifteen teams in the lottery.

    Maybe they will spend most of the time on the players.

  16. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Kind of rude to make an audience of people whose teams didn’t make the playoffs watch an hour of playoff previews

  17. Old Ranger Fan Avatar
    Old Ranger Fan

    Is this the Rangers game 7 this year?

  18. tomb Avatar
    tomb

    Wow. Jack Hughes has skinny legs it appears. Maybe they’re just long.

  19. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Hughes is tiny

  20. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    They make this way over complicated combo this n that. Use 120 balls and you get same # balls as your place in reverse order (15 for worst team). Simple.

  21. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    I’m with Wicky that the Suomi may be better nhl pick. Topo could probably take Hughes in a fight

  22. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    As long as they aren’t blue CCCP

  23. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Papa 5’10” 166 lbs 18 next month. Even adding 20 lbs he’s going to be on the light side. Not 1980 anymore

  24. TYM Avatar
    TYM

    Well here we go. I would be happy if we stay with #6.

  25. Calhob Avatar
    Calhob

    Wow….so awkward seeing their names announced.

  26. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Clearly Devs won

  27. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    No go time?! HAV fer sher….

  28. TYM Avatar
    TYM

    Joachim Hughes looks 12.

  29. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Yada Yada Yada.

  30. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    God this kid needs Hanks help dressing. And the hair!

  31. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    I’d like to be Tappen Kathryn

  32. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    In Trust We Gorts

  33. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Let’s Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Olga!

  35. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Let’s Go Rangers!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Calhob Avatar
    Calhob

    wowwwwww

  37. Evtankriser Avatar

    🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

  38. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Holy Ping Pongs!

  39. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    ha all you whining tankers would have moved us back!

  40. tomb Avatar
    tomb

    Yee haa!

    Avs get screwed again, but wow.

  41. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    So far, so far….

  42. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Lets go for #2!

  43. TYM Avatar
    TYM

    Unreal.

  44. Rangers Report 2.0 Avatar
    Rangers Report 2.0

    Holy crap

  45. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    !!!

  46. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    I choose to booze for hughes

  47. tomb Avatar
    tomb

    Hughes is #1 for a reason, but at this point, I want #2 pick also.

  48. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Holy crap!!!

  49. James G Avatar
    James G

    Top three baby! I told you I had a gut feeling!

  50. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    How soon before we’re allowed to talk about trading down for established player? Lol

  51. Evtankriser Avatar

    🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  52. Evtankriser Avatar

    🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  53. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Fukc

  54. Evtankriser Avatar

    Edmonton oiler disease. F the Derbils

  55. Rangers Report 2.0 Avatar
    Rangers Report 2.0

    Effin Taylor hall, man

  56. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Ha told ya!

  57. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    GODDAM DEVILS!

  58. 4everanger Avatar

    RIGGED!!! Horton knew something … But WOW!!!! Kakko – attacko!

  59. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    let’s go!!!

  60. Calhob Avatar
    Calhob

    Sweet!

  61. TYM Avatar
    TYM

    Kappo! Now OTBG will take the Russian kid instead.

  62. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    2 & 3 is a lot better than what I expected. Works for me.

  63. tomb Avatar
    tomb

    That completes the rebuild.
    .
    .
    .
    .

    not really, but it helps.

  64. 4everanger Avatar

    It would be full happiness if not f*** Debils.

  65. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Poor Hughes gonna rot in the swamps. Let’s go for Kap-O!

  66. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Hughes is wearing high heels

  67. jpp Avatar
    jpp

    Wow

  68. jpp Avatar
    jpp

    Grateful

  69. ilb2001 Avatar
    ilb2001

    FULL DISCLOSURE: I told myself if I can refrain from posting the entire day, and deny you of a Go Time Draft Post, they would win #3 spot. I couldn’t even imagine they would get #2!

  70. bobbyo2019 Avatar
    bobbyo2019

    Number 2 is just fine

  71. 4everanger Avatar

    Kakka > Hughes.

  72. Evtankriser Avatar

    With the number 2 pick in the NHL entry draft, the New York Rangers select goalie Ndou’Lanaha Pfshango from the Zimbabwe Cape Buffaloes from the Zulu Division of the Southern Africa Roller Hockey League.

  73. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    You could tell Devs won when they did the gm intros. Guy was all smiles and laughs

  74. jpp Avatar
    jpp

    That changes some things though don’t it

  75. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Turcotte is our destiny. Like I told Carp…Son of____

  76. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    Crappo for Kakko!!!! Woohoo!!!

  77. Bdl Avatar
    Bdl

    The Devils will take Kappo.

  78. 4everanger Avatar

    Kakko will be better than Patrik Laine – pure scorer, big and with character.

  79. James G Avatar
    James G

    Please don’t tell me some of you’d are going to bitch about being 2 because the devils are 1. Whether it’s Kakko or Hughes we are going to get a top notch player in this draft. Big big night in ranger land boys and girls

  80. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    2025: Kaptain Kapo Kappo, kome get the Stanley Kup (from Kommisioner Sather)

  81. jpp Avatar
    jpp

    Where is everyone?
    Maybe you guys just are in it for the misery or people been complaining all year they screwed their chances and they got the #2 anyway.

    I’ll trade the pick for my moon 🌚

  82. jpp Avatar
    jpp

    Wow I’m reading the top 3 leaked a couple hrs ago via a tweeted picture that showed the devils, rangers, and hawks with a star next to the names. Has, if I hadn’t been driving and waiting for the draft, we all could have saved ourselves the apprehension

  83. Evtankriser Avatar

    I wanted the 2nd pick. That way we definitely couldn’t be the team to choose the wrong guy out of the two. 😮

  84. Evtankriser Avatar

    If course that’s assuming the Rangers stick with those two….. 🙄

  85. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    IT’S KAAPO KAKKO TIME! AWESOME!

  86. jpp Avatar
    jpp

    Wow guys. I was optimistic. But I’m always optimistic. That’s pretty awesome
    Congrats ranger fans, do yourselves a favor enjoy it, don’t get hooked by the #1.

    Hockey gods blessed us here

  87. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Watch Derbils stick us with Hughes 😉

  88. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Kaapo > Selane

  89. Evtankriser Avatar

    Quit trying to jinx us, Beezle!

  90. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    I said it after the World Junior Tournament, I don’t want Hughes. He’s way to small

  91. TYM Avatar
    TYM

    OTBG will take the Russian kid #2. Book it.

  92. Evtankriser Avatar

    I want to eventually get a Kakko jersey (who doesn’t want that name on the back of a jersey?) and I ain’t doing that if he’s a derbil.

  93. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    Don’t you guys find it just a little suspicious that Shero, Pens architect, wins all these high draft picks for the
    Pens and now twice in a row for the Debbies?

  94. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    Off-topic: never seen two guys cover third like that. Nyy wtf

  95. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    great day in rangerland

  96. Beezle Avatar
    Beezle

    CCCP wasn’t he involved with the pizzagate thing too? 🤷🏼‍♂️

  97. ilb2001 Avatar
    ilb2001
  98. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    I guess handjob Gorton gave to Bettman was only second best he’s ever had. 🙂

  99. tomb Avatar
    tomb

    We have two months to debate Hughes vs. Kakko?

    I am glad my summer plans are made.