Panarin, Trouba, Kakko, Fox, Hajek. Rejuvenated Andersson and DeAngelo. New team President. All the right moves made this offseason. It’s all history now.
Time to play real hockey.
Rangers ( 0-0-0) vs Jets ( 0-0-0 ), 7 pm start, TV-MSG
Projected lineup:
Panarin-Zibanejad-Buchnevich
Kreider-Strome-Kakko
Namestnikov-Howden-Fast
Lemieux-Andersson-Smith
Skjei-Trouba
Staal-DeAngelo
Hajek-Fox
Haley and McKegg prucha’d
Hank in net
LGR!!!!!
238 responses to “It’s Go Time!”
1st again.
LGR!!!!!!!
FINALLY!
Stick a fork in them!
Not a big talker, Trouba, hah….
This is for real!
Anyone have somewhere I can stream?
I’m just bagging – NO early goal(s), please!
It is timeeeeee!!!!!
Lets do this!!!
LETS GO RAAAANGERS!!!
WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!#
RANGERS HOCKEY TONIGHT!!!!!!
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO KAKKO LETS GO!!!
We will win tonight!!!!
Greg. L gregentee win folks!!!
Lets gogogogogogogogogogooo!!!
WOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Happy bday c3 LET GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!!
KAKKO KAKKO KAKKO KAKKO
Love that the term Prucha’d is still alive. We will have to teach our children the etiology of that term
Lets gogogogogogobobphogogo!!!
No Nash…everything is just fine
Must calm down….FAT CHANCE!!!!
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!#!
First place in the metro👌
Excited a little, Greg?
There weren’t enough heat maps on the last thread, someone was slacking (doodie).
Greg doesn’t like cocaine, he just likes the way it smells.
Still need one doodie?
I bet the Pegs tonight.
There’s fast on the third line, costing $1 mil more (roughly) than kravtsov and providing less skill.
The New York Rangers are in da HOUWSEEE!!!!
RANGERS SCORE …..BOOM💥
PANARIN SCORES FIRST GOAL …BOOK IT!!Lets gogogogogogogogogogo
MSG Go Doodie. Can’t beat it
Did jpp just ask doodie if he still needed cocaine?
Winnipeg is playing the kid they picked with the 1st we got for Hayes and sent them back for trouba.
He’s playing with pionk. That’s chevy trying to show hey we got a full D pairing out of the deal. Hey maybe they did.
I’m happy with trouba and pepe
Wrong ‘drug’
Good thing the rangers aren’t up against the cap and an extra $1 mil in cap space come in handy.
You bet pappa bear!!
Coke? Naww Im a runner…that stuff will kill you!!
Im high on RANGERS HACKEY!!
I go Koo Koo for Kakko!!!!
Enjoy the game chuckleheads, I’ve got quite a bit of work to finish before heading home….LGR!!!
I got a Zelda for you if you need it doodie.
You can thank our comrade for it
I need it
Why is this called a Zelda?
Greg, your high voltage charge, or whatever you use, is great always, buddy, but don’t use all of it at once – season is long, leave some for PO, if you believe Rangers will reach it.
Drop the puck!
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!
Someone took a spill?
Stick Salute, Mama!
Stream, anyone?
Bc he said to be quiet about it. So We’ll call it a Zelda.
Zelda/link
What’s your email. I’ll email it to you
Haha, got it.
Rangersreport2@gmail.com
Wow this Winnepeg Jets feed is making me wanna puke….
Haha I should have known that
Radio broadcast just played a siriusxm as during the moment of silence
Lets gogogogogogogogovovovogogogog!!!!!!
Poor Lias. I would trip like that I am a klutz.
Woooooohooooo!!! Super PUMPED!!!!#
Did he say see the instead of see thee
Check your email doodie
GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!#
WOOOOOOOO!!!!! Lets beat these clowns!!!
Staal giveaway in first minute
Omg real hockey…mama mia
E3 take a regular season dump yet?
LGR!
Season a success so far. They didn’t get scored on in the first 10 seconds.
Opening night cocktail: Titos soda splash of lime juice
Buchnevich looks poised to breakout big.
Strome wants it bad and is getting unlucky
Ryan Strome leading the NHL in PIMs so far.
Opening night cocktail: Richard Pryor Speed Balls (please don’t light a match)
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil.
Doodie put the hex on Strome
I’m just getting over my “no playoff” hangover from last year
Kakko can’t get a shift with these penalties
Stromeo = the new Machine
Wicky hates Stromeo. Alternatives: St. Rome/Saint/Rome. Though tonight Machine seems appropriate
I ordered NHL Center Ice today only to find out tonight, 1 channel of HD TV in the package. Needless to say, they can suck my left peanut. I ain’t paying
No answer so far for Jets relentless forecheck and pressure…
Amazing how many FLIDs are in the NHL. Who would have thought that Long Island is a hockey hotbed.
I’d rather watch fugus grow on my balls than watch NHL hockey in SD
Okga what’s the first beer of the season? Anything special to lead off with?
I’ve got the first fire of the fall going
Coos’s son!
Ha-ha Out of all – Staaallll!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!####
BOOM💥! !!!
BEER ME!
For Coos!
Our 2C Mark Staal!
Wait…what? Stawl?
Rangers goal…..18 Marc Staal
There it is!!!
LETS GO RANGERS!!
Beezle, I started with Labatt’s Blue. For blueshirts…
None of that happens without Namestoolong busting his butt out there
Second birth of new Staal – the offensive wonder…
If Staal is gonna score on a wraparound, We are winning the Cup this year
Oh, Kreider IS playing…
Wasntvthat your man
That seemed inevitable…
Hank could’ve moved that shoulder faster if his hair wasn’t so full and heavy
That was easy!
fugging skjei is horrible in his own zone, same ol’e, same ol’e with this guy.
NHL handed the rangers a tough matchup for opening night. Team where trouba forced his way too. You can tel the jets want to give the rangers a beat down on opening night
Butch looking off
The whole ranger team looks off, been all jets.
1st period jitters
Meh, so far disappointment…offensively and defensively
Well CCCP should be moving out now to complete his mission: Operation Silent Salmon
These D pairs are scary. 2 rooks together; what could go wrong
Why are you guys getting all hyperanalytic and psychoanalytic?
It’s game one. We look fast and skilled. We’re gonna score a lot of goals this year. The D is a work in progress. Take your CBD pills and get a cotton candy
Andersson needs to not be outworked by Ehlers. Rangers should stop icing the puck. That is how Wheeler eat al ended up out there against the 4th line.
Those of us sitting in the Rangers zone really getting our moneys worth
I don’t think I can take a whole season of ValleyCat saying the same stuff about Hanky over and over again
Trust the process boys it will get better!
FG – sounds like you need the indica to chill out. CBD only soothes the dull aches not the sharp pain of reality.
James their goal is to get your ticket cost under $10 a shot
Bread machine!
The reality of what? That a young inexperienced talented team is losing 1-1 after the first period of the opening game?
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s freaking crazy. If nothing else, it will be a long ride….
Who messed that up? Couldn’t see the number
Take the over!!
The Rangers play in their own zone is not very good.
Staal flat footed against Wheler’’’good thing he’s an offensive dman
Ova and ova!
Maybe call timeout after next goal
Can’t hold a lead.
Oy vey. Hank’s gotta stop one of those
No joke, Doodie jr. is 7 years old and even he called it as soon as Trouba scored that the Jets were going to score.
Maybe Howden can roll out a red carpet for Wheeler next time.
Are they playing chess?…
Little Doodie is 7 already?
rangers are horrible in there own zone and as a team, ridiculous.
Joe Micheletti: “It’s a goal Henrik Lundqvist wants back.” O-K.
Just caught up. Lundqvist was playing great until that last stinker.
683 days since his last shutout btw…..
Man, the bathroom lines at msg are brutal! Surprisingly, James isn’t being a dick. Shocking, I know!
Ps, Lundqvist sucks.
if it wasn’t for lundqvist this would be 6-3 jets.
Kakko should be next with a goal. Two of three new dignitaries/acquisitions already did.
Greg McKegg is going to have to play. This team is slow as hell. They’re going to miss Kreider ENORMOUSLY.
I feel like I’m watching the Giants on defense.
yes. Doodie jr is 7, middle doodie is 4, baby doodie is 2.
Middle doodie fell asleep on the floor in between the 1st and 2nd periods
Need to find a forecheck and establish som zone time
So being in NJ and in the car, I am forced to listen instead of watching now. Kenny and Dave? NOPE. The unlistenable Lagreca and Stemkowski. Ugh. They make Sam and Joe sound good.
I’m gonna try harder C3!
Hajek has been a giveaway machine in his own end tonight.
Kirkenshatt is running at an 82 goal season pace 🤣
Got lucky. Scary bad defense as a whole – very slow, particularly in decisions with a puck and constantly out of position.
It’s out of the zone, it’s back in the zone. Rinse, repeat.
Rangers just standing around. They’ll never get out of the zone that way.
…and that’s the depleted Jets team. What will be ahead?
Winnipeg is better at clearing the puck from our zone than we are.
Feel for Hank, really…
It’s the first game. Can’t draw any conclusions.
Lundqvist’s face says “Jesus Christ, I thought it would be better this year”
Great, now we’re missing empty nets 🙄
Nice defensive play there
Ev that’s what my face is saying too
Jets are a load to handle offensively; defense is not their strong suit. NYR could have another 2 or 3. Special K – the puck finds that guy. He looks good.
The Good – Mika
The Bad – Brady (definitely not a top pair DMan)
The Ugly – my toe nails
Hank has been fantastic except on two of the goals
Yo, Carp. Look to the right and wave.
Ps, James and I are expecting a complimentary fruit basket… or something. Thank you!
Fire Ruff!
Screw the fruit send down some of the $18 roast beef sandwiches
James, are you and CCCP dating?
Chytil is invisible out there.
Man, Jets are so faster…
Haley will be playing next game
…and we considered the youngest team?
Offside maybe
No, they can’t.
F.I.R.E. Q.U.I.N.N.
Hank needs younger shampoo
Z-Bad!
Zibbbbbbb!
Mika!!!!
Great pass by Tuba
Two things there:
1. Anyone else notice it was Hajek with trouba? Maybe Skjei is already in chateau bow wow.
2. Sam’s eyes are good tonight. Called it a goal before the horn and the crowd exploded.
Never mind. Skjei with trouba now.
I can run on the ice faster than the Rangers’ defense can skate.
I don’t want to see forced fan ISO’s.
I want to see cccp and James on tv
Who ever thought the Rangers would give up 4 goals to this point and only one would be Lundqvist’s fault.
Pionk leading Jet DMen In TOI
Looks like lias got lost on the 4th line. Pepe doesn’t got legs tonight and Smith is complimentary and boom Lias doesn’t play
Lias lacking the beef to play against the Pegs
Has Wheeler line come off the ice tonight?
Neither team very good defense tonight. Unimpressed by Ruff’s teaching ability. SkjeL should be better than this.
If Kreider had Zibanejad’s hands, he’d be a perennial 40 goal scorer.
Amwreck has to put that one in
Defensemen have bee flat footed a lot tonight
The defense is a sieve.
Howdy Doody Time!!
Atta boy, kid
Now hold a lead, OK?
Nail-biting just started…
Would be nice start fight with Wheeler and get 5 min. for each/…
I thought Pionk was going to be 2 or 3 pair? He’s got most TOI
These refs are killing them
That’s a horrendous penalty
No needed at all.
What a bull spit call that is
Fast is an idiot
We’re going to OT🙄
Now you can sweat.
That’s crap they call now. Fast has to know yhat
$1 mil in cap space there.
Did CCCP and James leave early to beat traffic? 😃
Game Set Match.
Stromeo very strong on dot
Lol Wedding Boy!
Six goals. That’s good.
Howden and Smith score and the Chytil fan club broods
We will be fine if Staal and Smith keep scoring
no surprise Hajek was bench, he was a give away machine tonight.
1.Mika
2.Trouba
3. Panarin
Strome 9/13. Howden 4/14 Zib 11/23
Who’s kidding who. If the rangers will have him. Hanks gonna keep playing till he passes roy.
Doogie howser shines in another game I watched. I’ll admit I didn’t watch a ton of games on tv last year, but I don’t know how anyone can’t see what a gamer howden is
We win!
Watch the 2nd wheeler goal and you’ll see the warts in his game.
First in East! First in Metro!
Really good win. The offense was really good and Lundqvist was great. Good thing they’re only playing 3 games in the first 17 nights though cause they’ve got a lot of work to do with that defense…hoo boy.
Olga you need to find a beer with a white label for road games.
Gift of Fortune. We grab it. It’s too early, but send Hajek to Hartford and bring back Lindgren to begin with…
Zika leads the league for the Art Ross
Beezle, the hunt for a white label is on… no light beers.
(making love in a canoe)
EV when was his last shutout? 2017?
Trouba was good. Not the easiest situation for your 1st game, against your old team who’s also more than willing to play you hard and make you play them hard
Lundqvist looks like he lost weight.
November 29,2017, a 3-0 win against Ottawa, Beezle.
Why isn’t Kreider translating?
*November 19th. Accidentally hit the 2
Breadman just like Tanaka. Knows what’s said but doesn’t want to risk a mistake on tv
Stayed til the sweet end, Beez. Gonna need a lot of cheap vodka this season if they’re gonna give up 50 shots a game.
Lol. Dairy Queen just described what every Finn looks like
Hank looks like he lost weight? Just wait until the end of the season. 50+ shots a game from the opponent he’ll be skinnier than I am
If not for special teams and a better than avg. game from Hanka Hanka, we lose this one. Don’t get me wrong… I’ll take the win…. But we were pushed around and beaten to pucks in our own end much too frequently. This is not a recipe for long term success.
Really exciting home opener !
Cccp and James. You guys lucked into a fun game of nail biting
Hank gave up two bad ones but was better than the past couple of seasons.
The first 6-8 weeks of the season is always a bit helter skelter, so grain of salt but take the two points.
SkjeL still bad in his own zone. Staal the best lefty d man tonight. Hajek still looks like he should be in Hartford and lindgren here.
Pk was pretty good
I’m just glad skjej wasn’t injured on the boarding from wheeler
Hank made some huge saves. A 40+ save performance for his 450th win. Under major duress with a very sloppy D. He played just fine. Deserved those henrick chants
How many of us thought of Coos the minute Staal opened the scoring?
I did cregg. I was there and first thing/person I thought of was cooscoos.
by the way cool for Howden to get such a big goal vs his hometown team.
Defence is always crap the first 6-8 weeks
They have a lot of kinks to work out, but the D will get better. You can see the difference the Breadman makes already, smart, talented player. Man Kreider is fast!
Staal sucks. Anyone who disagrees is blind.
Kreider shows up big, then disappears. Speedy as the wind, but I’m tired of players pushing thirty who are full of ‘potential.’
Kreider is top ten LW in advanced possession stats. Will be sorely missed when gone.
Bread Man’s PP goal was the result of Kreider screen when goalie could not locate puck after blind save on point shot.
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