Rangers vs. The Oranges… It’s Half A**ed Go Time!

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Better late than never… LGTR! (Let’s Go Tanking Rangers!)

126 responses to “Rangers vs. The Oranges… It’s Half A**ed Go Time!”

  1. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    Papa bear said first…

  2. fivefinns Avatar

    WHAT THA PHOCK ??!!!

  3. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    First again!

  4. fivefinns Avatar

    Blow Jackets 3 vs The Not Ready For Prime Time Panthers 0

  5. fivefinns Avatar

    Stop Scoring

  6. fivefinns Avatar

    Joe Mic is Sh 1 T faced

  7. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    How Americans see Russians

  8. fivefinns Avatar

    # 2 !!!!

  9. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Here we go! 3-2

  10. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    Seriously. No more goals and need the candy canes and isles to score some please! Why oh why would Tavares ever agree to stay in LI?!

  11. fivefinns Avatar

    Thank you for that soft core porn I will be back in 5

  12. Rangers Report 2.0 Avatar
    Rangers Report 2.0

    My bad, folks. This was on me.

  13. fivefinns Avatar

    and….I’m back….

  14. fivefinns Avatar

    TB Rangers 6 Fish Tank 3 …leave now Johnny Rocket

  15. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Chicago brought up 3 new players – Sherman, Abrams and Panzer. I think they’re going to tank…

  16. fivefinns Avatar

    Love to see Tavares go out west to San Jose and the Azzdancers watch him leave with blowin’ the chance to get anything for him but I’m also okay with them committing boatloads of cap space to keep him in Belmont or Brooklyn or Uniondale or wherever the hell they park their trailer…

  17. SN Avatar
    SN

    WTF was that call on Zika; gets cross checked in the back and gets 2 mins for having a funny name

  18. fivefinns Avatar

    TonyHawk > TankHawks

  19. fivefinns Avatar

    ZikaGoon

  20. fivefinns Avatar

    Has DoGay ever stepped foot into a Bass Pro Shop?

  21. fivefinns Avatar

    DoGay just threw Sprout unda tha bus

  22. fivefinns Avatar

    34 out of 37 times I listen to TV Steve I feel ill…

  23. fivefinns Avatar

    during the periods of game play Valiquette lint brushes Henrik’s suit with him in it

  24. Alex Avatar
    Alex

  25. fivefinns Avatar

    Butch Goring PanHandles

  26. fivefinns Avatar

    Shannon Hogan is worth a throw in a kind of irish pub way..she grows on ya

  27. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    really? 8 seconds?

  28. SN Avatar
    SN

    Sproul is horrendous at defense, always there to fish puck out of net

  29. fivefinns Avatar

    I coulda been a contender throw the fight rangers throw it…

  30. tommyG Avatar
    tommyG

    Sproul taking in the scenery on that goal, wow!!! Terrible!! Sproul has no business playing in the NHL.

  31. fivefinns Avatar

    way to go AV drop Namestoolong to 4th line way to go boy you’re really showing us

  32. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    I could have ridden a bull for longer than that. Tanks a lot..

  33. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Fast Again. Still plenty of time.

  34. fivefinns Avatar

    5, 6, 7, 8//stay down Rangers…FAST !!! WHAT THA PHOCK

  35. SN Avatar
    SN

    First line Fast

  36. tommyG Avatar
    tommyG

    AV has to go, can’t take him anymore.

  37. fivefinns Avatar

    That’s what she said HeadZo

  38. 4everanger Avatar

    Who was this road cone standing and watching free skating Lindblom at the Rangers far net pole?

  39. Bobbyo Avatar
    Bobbyo

    Have to root for a Quickie Hattie!

  40. fivefinns Avatar

    AV really knows how to handle youth doesn’t he

  41. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Fast = not slow

  42. fivefinns Avatar

    ZBAD with the half azzed snow angel slide then exits the zone…it’s his patented fill that makes him a MyPillow..go to the DJ booth with that half azzed crap will ya?

  43. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Five – replace bull with fat chick & that was college

  44. fivefinns Avatar

    lmao Headzo

  45. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    We have no forecheck, can’t win a battle along the boards, and suck from head to toe in our own end. And that…… is why AV needs to go/we need more players with “character.”

  46. SN Avatar
    SN

    Every time AV rolls 3 lines, good things happen

  47. fivefinns Avatar

    College was 1972 thru 1976 for me..it’s so fuzzy

  48. 4everanger Avatar

    Despite all this endless praises our talking duo giving to oranges, Phylties doesn’t look too good…

  49. fivefinns Avatar

    My senior year was the Bi-Centennial and there were no sexual overtones whatsoever…just patriotism and beer

  50. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    Man has Zucc really mailed it in…..

  51. fivefinns Avatar

    PaPa John’s 3rd Goal Replay…good grief what has happened to us

  52. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Well then in your case Five replace bull with unshaven hippie

  53. fivefinns Avatar

    Rangers South 7 Car Dealerships 5 More Goals than a Tony Robbins seminar

  54. 4everanger Avatar

    Fast looks like a freshmen cadet…before his first shave.

  55. fivefinns Avatar

    lol.Headzo our college girls were looser than our D

  56. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    Sanheim 1st feels pain, then he go to da box for 2 minutes…. he feels shame, and den… he get free.

  57. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    Lol so predictable- penalty killers tired…. (wait for it……) and it’s cleared.

  58. fivefinns Avatar

    LMAO SAM IS ON TAPE DELAY

  59. SN Avatar
    SN

    Refs in on tank

  60. fivefinns Avatar

    ZBAD avoiding physical contact at all costs belongs in a DJ Booth with PlexiGlass and a bouncer protecting him not a #1 Center on 30 other clubs

  61. fivefinns Avatar

    FRANK THE TANK…FRANK THE TANK…FRANK THE TANK….Cmon we’re going streaking at the Quad !!!

  62. fivefinns Avatar

    Range Rover 549 per month…. more than my foist mortgage payment ..by a LOT

  63. tommyG Avatar
    tommyG

    crazy game in brooklyn, TB 7, islanders 6.

  64. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Love a girl with a hairy armpit.

  65. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Tamp-ons are pissing me off now

  66. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Five did that house have wheels?

  67. fivefinns Avatar

    Now Sam is saying SPECIAL I thought that was Joe’s trademark…it’s a SPECIAL NIGHT…He’s a SPECIAL PLAYER…That Stall family is SPECIAL….His Thighs are SPECIAL…etc etc

  68. fivefinns Avatar

    lol nope just termites

  69. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    I wonder if Kreider gets the extra eff-it award….. with all he’s been through.

  70. fivefinns Avatar

    20 goals between the Azzdanders game and our tilt tonight…thanks Buttman

  71. fivefinns Avatar

    The new NHL where refs have 2 whistles each

  72. fivefinns Avatar

    geez Joe sounds like he’s an announcer on the Bachelor …Kreider and Zibanabad ..”they’ve found each other…” TooGay no thank u

  73. Sittoo Avatar
    Sittoo

    Craig, Kreider would be a great choice imo. Hank probably gets it and he’s a good choice too. Quickie is my outside shot.

  74. Sittoo Avatar
    Sittoo

    That Tampa game is nuts. They are in trouble for the playoffs because Vasi is fried…

  75. fivefinns Avatar

    TANK COMPLETE

  76. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    Good- this is what I want. I want fun games to watch where they’re competitive… but they lose. Keep it up. Get that top 5 draft pick!

  77. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Next goal in Brooklyn wins the car

  78. Sittoo Avatar
    Sittoo

    I only saw the last 10 minutes. How did Georgi play? Their goalie kid was good at the end…

  79. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    Tank you very much!

  80. fivefinns Avatar

    Three Billboards Outside Barclay’s

  81. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Now it’s on to Chicago and let’s tank there…

  82. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Mark Lazerus
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    Eddie Olczyk, on NBCSN: “I got the call on March 14 at 5:07 p.m. letting me know my scans were clear. And never heard a better phrase in my life. I’m now 10 days on with the rest of my life.”

  83. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    Come on douchelanders… get at least a point!

  84. fivefinns Avatar

    Bud Knight’s vs Sharknado tonight NBCSN..2nd half of the 6 pack

  85. fivefinns Avatar

    Eberle for who??? Strome? Chia Pet is an azzclown of a GM

  86. Headzo Avatar
    Headzo

    That’s great news Alex

  87. fivefinns Avatar

    and of course Laarsen for Monty Hall he’s incompetent..

  88. fivefinns Avatar

    Goring ‘Ryan Johnson” it’s Tyler ..check the sheet Butch

  89. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    Now need an Isles, hawks and canes win!!

  90. fivefinns Avatar

    azzdancers with the egg

  91. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Headzo

    great news for sure

  92. 4everanger Avatar

    Watching this game…feel a real disappointment in Buchnevich play. Quite honestly, I didn’t like him (in a hockey sense) from the get-go and never shared that hype about him, hoping nevertheless, that I could be wrong and he will somehow blossom for Rangers. I thought though, that he is not designed for NHL, having total lack of even basic physicality, hence inability to protect a puck in numerous situations, trying to play finesse hockey, which is in his genes. Given, is his ability to see the rink and dissent shot, when allowed, but it doesn’t offset his poor play defensively and inability to achieve any substantial scoring. Ever.

  93. St Pete Eli Avatar
    St Pete Eli

    Did Namestoolong sniff the ice at all in the 3rd. Names the new hated-one!

  94. CraigWeather Avatar
    CraigWeather

    If I’m the Rangers, I’m packaging Buchnevich in the offseason/at the draft. No clue what he’s worth, but he’s just not what this team needs. They need tenacity.

  95. Bdl Avatar
    Bdl

    Not sure what is more embarrassing, Zuccs play, or that AV sees fit to put him out there for 20 minutes a night. It is possible that it’s not AVs plan to play him that much, it’s just that Zucc often stays out on the ice as long as he wants.

  96. Bdl Avatar
    Bdl

    I’ve been rooting for Buchnevich to be great, but I don’t see it. He does not have the speed needed for that, and he does not seem to have the will.

  97. Bdl Avatar
    Bdl

    Namestnikov benched for the 2nd straight game. Miller with 7 goals in 11 games.

  98. SN Avatar
    SN

    100% on Butch- good mitts, slow wheels, no desire but also would hate to give up on the younger guys before a new coach can give it a go.

  99. Olga Folkyerself Avatar
    Olga Folkyerself

    Hawks are ready to give tanking lessons. Down 4-1 to Vancouver.

  100. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    carolina 75
    rangers 72
    brooklyn 72
    edmonton 71
    chicago 69

    all have played 74 games. with chicago in progress toward a likely loss in game 75

    6 teams below this group so battle above is for 7th pick pre lottery

  101. Papa Bear Avatar
    Papa Bear

    Namestoolong and Buch are the same player

  102. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    more from Eddie O

  103. Old Ranger Fan Avatar

    The Oilers are on the rise. They could pass the Rangers soon. The Isles can pass them too. The Hawks, especially without Toews, seem to be done. So 8th is the best they can do?

  104. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    Would love to see a kid like Buch get a shot with a new coaching staff and most importantly steady line mates like Kreider and Mika. Don’t think he necessarily will ever be an all star, but way too young to give up on, especially when we really have no other wingers his age or younger with anywhere near his skill level. Also not gonna get a whole lot in return for him so unless he is part of a larger package, better to hold onto him

  105. St Pete Eli Avatar
    St Pete Eli

    I have said it all along AV>Avoiding Victory! Fire Bazooka Joe there was absolutely no need to trade Miller another Ranger blunder! Now we have another Russian marshmallow!

  106. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    The Isles will do all they can not to pass us. Need the oilers and canes to keep winning and the Hawks to show even a little life! But even if we somehow got to 8th, still need luck in the lottery to get to 5 or 6 think that’s wherr the drop off is, so not getting much better a player at 8 vs 9 or 10.

  107. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    St Pete

    trading Miller is on the gm and whoever else advises him.

  108. Old Ranger Fan Avatar

    I hope they dedicate themselves to team defense next season. Right now they are a bad team because they can’t keep the puck out of their net. Got to get back to the point when if they scoredv3 they usually won. Now they need 5vto win and that doesn’t happen often.

  109. SN Avatar
    SN

    They didn’t want to invest $25M on Miller so he is gone for whatever reasons. Scoring tap in PP goals for TB v Azzlanders is ‘money for nothing and chicks for free’ down in Tampa town.
    .
    Butch and Zucc are the same player IMHO; bad D, all pass, no shoot, too much peg leg in neutral zone.
    .
    Names has some wheels and decent hands, needs to find some wingers to play with.

  110. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    Miller with two of the easiest goals of his career tonight on two perfect passes one from Stamkos and one from Kucherov. So yeah… we don’t have Stamkos or Kucherov, therefore Miller sucks 🙂

  111. Wicky Avatar
    Wicky

    I’m baffled! I never thought in a million years that an 80 something year old Russian guy would know every lyric in every Taylor Swift song. I didn’t even know who Taylor Swift was. Now, I really wish I didn’t know who she was.

  112. CCCP Avatar
    CCCP

    LOL Wicky… That 80-year-old Russian guy is ilb?

  113. Wicky Avatar
    Wicky

    Cccp
    Yes…he seems at least 80

  114. e3 Avatar
    e3

    I’m on the can

  115. cooscoos Avatar

    Thank you for your can didness.

  116. Norm Merton Avatar
    Norm Merton

    Canned Dew

  117. simonkimbrell Avatar
    simonkimbrell

    The TANK is back on, now all we need is Chicago and the Azzlanders to pick up a few more points. Edmonton with back to back wins helps, but we’re still looking at 7th at best.

    The “top” 6 is pretty much set although Chicago are trying to break in there with their 5 game losing streak.

    The other thing worth cheering for is an early exit for Boston or TBL which brings forward our pick into the 16-23 range from a potential high 20’s or 30’s. Those are the kind of extra picks that are better to package up to move up a few places.

  118. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    As of right now the Devs would play Tampa first round and likely lose (which means we get a better 2nd round pick) and Boston would play Toronto, which could go either way. Then I think Tampa and Boston would meet in the next round (if both win), so unless I misunderstand the current playoff system, at worst one of those teams is gone after round 2 and one advances to semis at least. So really got to root for the Leafs as that seems the best chance for an upset in round 1.

  119. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    Unfortunately we pay buffalo this weekend so likely an unavoidable 2 pts there. So need the Isles, canes and oilers to keep pace, while hoping Chicago dresses a good player or 2 going forward

  120. BobbyO Avatar
    BobbyO

    Buchnevich is 22 ….bit early to give up on him

  121. 4everanger Avatar

    No, it’s not, if you see a clear pattern…

  122. 4everanger Avatar

    However, I’ll be more than happy him proving me wrong…

  123. Bdl Avatar
    Bdl

    Giving up on him, and lowering expectations are two different things. My expectations are lowered. I think we all wanted him to be someone to build around. It’s more likely he’s just a guy.

  124. simonkimbrell Avatar
    simonkimbrell

    Give up on Butch? In the middle of a youth movement, while he’s cost-controlled and able to hang with top 6 guys with ease?

  125. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    I think the NHL just makes up the rules as it goes because there is no way that Cam Ward goal should have counted. Aren’t plays supposed to be blown dead when the puck is lodged in somebody’s equipment and when the referee loses sight of the puck?

  126. James G Avatar

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